I find the droll sense of humor in these posts in general enjoyable, but I particularly liked this one.
Greetings Guardsmen, We have some great news for you. You will soon be receiving a new medical tool kit to serve as part of your standard army equipment. We are aware that some of you have been suffering injuries, in part due to a shortage of flak and carapace armour from the last Munitorum shipment. […]